Hats

Description: The Sea Was Angry That Day My Friends. Really only a concern if you're George Costanza pretending to be a marine biologist on Seinfeld.

Description: The Spoon Really Tied The Room Together. That is why Tommy Wiseau put them in the cult classic movie The Room

Description: Leave Your Stupid Comments In Your Pocket. Iconic quote form Tommy Wiseau in the cult classic movie The Room.

Description: After years of breaking thru walls this dude needs some medical marijuana to deal with his pain.

Description: This wizard can sure play some mean pinball.

Description: 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. The Shocker.

Description: I've got a fever, and the only prescription is More Cowbell.

Description: Living The High Life. There's only one way to live when you are above head and shoulders. Funny Giraffe.

Description: Why always be an angry bird when a bit of cannabis can turn that mood around and make you a happy bird.

Description: Rock Paper Metal is the cooler version of rock paper scissors, get your game on.

Description: What if the roles in Reservoir Dogs were played by trolls? Mr. Blond, Mr; Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, Mr. Pink. Quentin Tarantino may have had this idea originally for Reservoir Dogs.

Description: Sometimes you just need to believe in flying pigs.

Description: When you are as good as this you are an American Hero. This illustration makes a funny shirt.

Description: Tecmo Bowl, The original NES console game to have featured real players.

Description: Dave Chappelle broadcasts live From TheMarcy Projects in Brooklyn. Shooters from around the globe compete to be king of the click-clack.

Description: Mmm Mmm Bitch! + Dave Chappelle's Samuel Jackson Beer.

Description: Pizza Rules. It's just that simple.

Description: Beer - Vacation In A Can. Need a quick getaway? Just get a few cans of beer and you're on your way.

Description: Being an herbivore, I had to eat a LOT of plants every day to maintain my size.

Description: Now We Must Kung Fu Fight. After all everybody is doing it.

Description: The person who sits in his chair pondering the world but never getting up to do anything about it.

Description: Funny Drinking Shirt – Funny Beer Saying Beer Is The Key To My Heart. The quickest path is usually a straight line and that line is beer. Great gift for the beer drinker and lover.

Description: Funny marijuana saying for the cannabis connoisseur.

Description: If you enjoy a stylish haircut and always making left turns.

Description: When a substance consumes your life.

Description: Life Is Tough Wear A Helmet. One easy way to get through life without getting hurt much is to don a viking helmet.

Description: Follow the wisdom from an experienced soul and get high.

Description: A sleazy sex move. Watch out for the donkey punch.

Description: Quality Dutch Ovens Now Available. The best in trapping someone under bed covers and releasing vile fumes.

Description: Worldwide Handsome. You, handsome. But me? More handsome. I think I'm Worldwide Handsome.

Description: Bangtan Boys Worldwide Handsome. You, handsome. But me? More handsome. I think I'm Worldwide Handsome.

Description: Ayahausca. It's the best education money can buy.