Description: Man Whore. Hes no good for you but if hes good at what he does, youll fall in love with him,
$25.00
Description: Drugs Responsible For Teaching America The Metric System. It was the easiest way to learn.
Description: Condoms Are For Dicks. It's really the only thing they fit on.
Description: Be Poor It's Cheaper. It also requires a lot less work.
Description: It's A Celebration. That's the event.
Description: I Need Some Space. Everyone even astronauts need a little space for themselves.
Description: Hungry Squared. May have been too hungry of a hippo.
Description: Flash Mob. Watch out when these guys get together.
Description: Goo Goo G'Joob. It doesn't matter which of the Beatles the walrus was.
Description: Human Foosball. The real life version of the table game otherwise known as soccer.
Description: Official Keg Stand. Wear the official slogan so people can read it.
Description: Sour Milk. Reaching the expiration date can influence one's mood.
Description: STFU. Hey, Shut The F Up
Description: Stop Staring At My Jugs. Keep looking at eye level there sport.
Description: Toss My Salad I'm A Vegetarian.
Description: Here is something for your vlog buddy.
Description: Scooter Reaper. When death is in a hurry.
Description: No Cerveza No Trabajo. Without beer there will be no work.
Description: Dirty Sanchez. Don't become a victim.
Description: Boycott Mondays. Make a change in this world.
Description: I've Got No Game. Not good at the arcade and not good with the opposite sex.
Description: Tequila Is My Religion. Worship regularly.
Description: Save The Sky Camels. They won't be around forever without your help.
Description: Hungry Hungry Games. The hippo is just plain hungry.
Description: Make it easy for the stores to identify you as a shoplifter with a simple bar code.
Description: Try To Punch Me Now Shark. Good luck on getting the upper hand on this hamerhead.
Description: China Owns You. Uncle Sam has sold out to another power.
Description: Gets Stoned. Stoner art for the cannabis connoisseur and marijuana aficionado.
Description: I Love My Bartender. Express the love you have for the one that takes care of you by serving up exactly what you need.
Description: Shokushu Goukan. If you're a fan of extracurricular tentacle activities you know what it means.
Description: If You Have An Issue Get A Tissue. Stop virtue signaling and wipe up those tears.
Description: There Ain't No App For This. Technology cannot replicate what is down there.
Description: When you really have a love of yoga pants for the *cough* fashion statement they make.
Description: I Know Karate. And my vocabulary also contains sushi and some other Japanese words.
Description: This Aggression Will Not Stand Man. You can'y just go pressing The Dude.
Description: Beer Is My Valentine. There is only on true love.
