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Description: It's good to be wanted by the Devil.

Description: The couch will turn you into a potato.

Description: It's time to go when you see the bouncy castle.

Description: Guacamole deserves an avocado toast.

Description: If you depose of the body you should be fine.

Description: Pizza is to die for.

Description: Nuclear physics is the bomb. That is what it ease.

Description: Flying Squirrel Squadron defending the nuts.

Description: A lawn gnome and gopher having a karate fight over the front yard.

Description: This wizard can play some great pinball.

Description: Wizards are pretty good at beer pong.

Description: Relax Gringo I'm Legal.

Description: In today's world we need less Mondays and more beach for the summer.

Description: More tacos is good for the taco enthusiast.

Description: Show you support for marijuana and cannabis.

Description: Pi computes to chicken and pot.

Description: Trash life is nothing for a raccoon.

Description: The world's biggest phony is Bigfoot.

Description: If you love me read me a book.

Description: When you have a cool career like professional pizza eater let everyone know.

Description: Feeling Magical But Also Stabby Unicorn.

Description: Unicorn Hunting Season

Description: This mouse is willing to undergo scientific research for food. Times are getting tough.

Description: There are times that you really need bacon.

Description: Coyote Ridesharing. Ask about our children's discount at the border.

Description: Robot invasion destruction.

Description: Cats can be purr evil.

Description: A desert cactus can be hard to handle.

Description: This dachshund is one hot dog.

Description: A morning ritual must include coffee.

Description: Whether you're an avocado or guacamole you have to guac on.

Description: When things go wrong you may need a bong for that weed.

Description: Joe Biden presidential candidate says Corn Pop was a bad dude during a speech.

Description: It's time for this banana to shed their outer coverings.

Description: A not so fictional superhero super nerd.

Description: Sometimes we get distracted.