Shop Official Merch

Description: Number Juan. He's at the top.

Description: My Posse. They only want to hang out when you're drinking.

Description: Man Whore. Hes no good for you but if hes good at what he does, youll fall in love with him,

Description: Drugs Responsible For Teaching America The Metric System. It was the easiest way to learn.

Description: Condoms Are For Dicks. It's really the only thing they fit on.

Description: Be Poor It's Cheaper. It also requires a lot less work.

Description: It's A Celebration. That's the event.

Description: I Need Some Space. Everyone even astronauts need a little space for themselves.

Description: Hungry Squared. May have been too hungry of a hippo.

Description: Flash Mob. Watch out when these guys get together.

Description: Goo Goo G'Joob. It doesn't matter which of the Beatles the walrus was.

Description: Human Foosball. The real life version of the table game otherwise known as soccer.

Description: Official Keg Stand. Wear the official slogan so people can read it.

Description: Sour Milk. Reaching the expiration date can influence one's mood.

Description: STFU. Hey, Shut The F Up

Description: Stop Staring At My Jugs. Keep looking at eye level there sport.

Description: Toss My Salad I'm A Vegetarian.

Description: Here is something for your vlog buddy.

Description: Scooter Reaper. When death is in a hurry.

Description: No Cerveza No Trabajo. Without beer there will be no work.

Description: Dirty Sanchez. Don't become a victim.

Description: Boycott Mondays. Make a change in this world.

Description: I've Got No Game. Not good at the arcade and not good with the opposite sex.

Description: Tequila Is My Religion. Worship regularly.

Description: Save The Sky Camels. They won't be around forever without your help.

Description: Hungry Hungry Games. The hippo is just plain hungry.

Description: Make it easy for the stores to identify you as a shoplifter with a simple bar code.

Description: Try To Punch Me Now Shark. Good luck on getting the upper hand on this hamerhead.

Description: China Owns You. Uncle Sam has sold out to another power.

Description: Gets Stoned. Stoner art for the cannabis connoisseur and marijuana aficionado.

Description: I Love My Bartender. Express the love you have for the one that takes care of you by serving up exactly what you need.

Description: Shokushu Goukan. If you're a fan of extracurricular tentacle activities you know what it means.

Description: If You Have An Issue Get A Tissue. Stop virtue signaling and wipe up those tears.

Description: There Ain't No App For This. Technology cannot replicate what is down there.

Description: When you really have a love of yoga pants for the *cough* fashion statement they make.

Description: I Know Karate. And my vocabulary also contains sushi and some other Japanese words.